The coffee joke with glazed colour on the handle and inside. On this design the coloured handle has a use that has nothing to do with decoration: it is how a half awake man identifies his own mug in a kitchen at six in the morning.

Findable Before He Is Awake

An inner colour mug reads as white until it is picked up, which is no help at all at the point in the day this design is about. Colour on the handle is visible from across the room, from behind, and on a shelf with the printed face turned away, which an inner glaze never is. For a household where everybody owns similar white mugs, this is the version that stays his. The joke on the side only works if the right person is the one drinking from it.

Seven Shades

Black, Cambridge blue, green, orange, pink, red and yellow. Black is the most ordered here. It suits the subject, and it hides coffee staining better than anything else over several years of exactly the use the mug is joking about. Red and orange make it loud and obviously a present, while yellow and pink are typically chosen when the gift is from a child, which gives the joke a second layer nobody planned.

The Photograph

One picture, and an unguarded one serves this design better than a good one. The humour comes from the gap between a formal looking gift object and a man who is clearly not at his best, so an early morning photograph, a bad hat or a half closed eye beats a studio portrait.

What Else the Joke Is Printed On

The exterior is glazed white with the colour confined to the interior and the handle, which keeps the picture accurate. The same joke is printed on plain white in three capacities, with an inner colour only, in glossy or matte heat-reveal black, with a heart-shaped handle, and with thank-you wording. Only the plain white body offers the larger sizes, which is worth weighing against the coloured handle if volume is part of the point. The joke itself is set identically on every one of them.

It goes in the microwave without trouble. Top rack in the dishwasher, not the bottom. Hand washing is gentler on the print than a cycle. The picture is printed by sublimation. If an original looks flat, Colour Enhancement costs $1.99 per image.

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You can upload any high-quality image that you’d like to have engraved in your crystal. That could be a favorite family photo or a picture of you and your spouse. It could also be a really great selfie or a picture of your dog. Everyone has unique memories that are special to them, and at ArtPix 3D, we totally get that.

So go ahead! Upload a photo of the llama you saw at the petting zoo, the cactus that poked you on your family vacation, or the treehouse you used to hang out in before it got struck by lightning. Maybe this picture is linked to a significant moment in your life, or maybe it’s part of an elaborate inside joke; either way, we’re happy to engrave it in a custom crystal keepsake that you can treasure forever.

Of course! You can add custom text to any size of our 3D Crystal Rectangle, Square, Heart, or Diamond.

After uploading your photo, select the text box labeled Custom Engraving to write your message. It should be 150 characters or less, including spaces.

You can review your message in your order summary once you add the item to your cart. You should always proofread your text before completing your purchase!

We’re not able to engrave text on any of our crystal necklaces, keychains, or wine stoppers because of their small size. We’re also unable to add text to our 3D Crystal Iceberg due to its unusual shape.

All our crystal items come in a custom black gift box with internal padding, which protects your crystal during shipment, and offers a great way to store your crystal securely when not on display.

Ordering a custom crystal online at ArtPix 3D is easy! You’ll start by selecting a crystal product from our shop. Next, you’ll upload your photo and adjust its position on a template of your crystal shape. Once you’re happy with your preview, you can customize your crystal by choosing your size and writing a note or caption to be engraved below your image. You can also select various add-ons to be included with your order, such as light bases, greeting cards, and a cleaning kit.

When you’re finished, double-check to make sure you’re satisfied with the customization options you selected. Next, check the box that reads “The personalization I entered is correct,” and select Add to Cart.

You’ll have another opportunity to confirm your personalization in your cart. Check your order summary to verify that the size, shape, and orientation (if applicable) of your crystals are correct. You should also proofread any text and make sure your selected add-ons are all present and accounted for. If you enabled ArtPix HD for your photo, your summary should confirm it.

Next, enter your payment and shipping details. If you have a discount code, you can apply it at this stage under Apply Coupon. You can also provide any custom instructions under Order Notes. Finally, select Place Order to finalize your purchase.

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*Please note that actual delivery times may vary, especially during peak seasons. Precise delivery times are available during checkout. Additionally, our shipping services are subject to specific cutoff times for same-day processing (2pm CT) and may have limitations on delivery locations. Same-day processing does not apply on Sundays and, therefore, may add an additional day to our estimated delivery timeframes.

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You can also earn points by leaving reviews on purchased items, referring a friend, following us on Instagram, liking us on Facebook, and subscribing to our Newsletters. We also celebrate our customers with points on Birthdays and Anniversaries! For more information, check out our Rewards page

Does ArtPix 3D specialize in custom crystal gifts? The answer to both questions is a hearty yes! We handle your digital photos with the utmost care, and we’ll never use them for any purpose other than to create your custom crystal.

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How to Create Your Own Custom Coffee Mug

Our custom mug printing process uses the latest in sublimation printing technology to ensure your favorite photos never peel or fade in the microwave or dishwasher. Add up to 5 photos, align them just the way you like, add text, then get ready to sip in style.
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