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The coffee joke on plain white ceramic, and the only version of it offered in a larger capacity as well as the standard one. For a design built on the idea that he drinks the stuff by the pot, the size is not a detail. It is whether the joke is true.
Eleven, fifteen or twenty ounces. A joke about industrial coffee consumption printed on a small mug is quietly undercut by the mug itself, and anybody drinking from it notices within a week. On the largest body it stops being a joke and becomes a description, which is funnier and considerably more useful at six in the morning. The middle size sits between the two and is the safer choice if you do not know his habit.
Humour reads better on a plain surface than on a decorated one, and a mug is a small surface to begin with. A coloured rim or a disappearing coating adds a second thing happening at the same time, and two effects competing on one object dilutes both. Plain glazed white lets the line be read and the photograph be seen, with nothing else asking for attention. White also keeps the picture accurate, since no glaze tint reaches it.
Deliberately unflattering usually beats flattering on this design. A posed portrait beside a joke about caffeine looks like two separate gifts stuck together. A photograph of him half asleep, mid yawn, or already holding a mug is doing the same work as the wording, and the two reinforce each other.
The same range includes a plainly sincere design for men who dislike being teased, a flat percentage statement for those who would rather nothing were claimed at all, and that percentage pushed past a hundred for anybody who enjoys the tease. This body is also the only one in the family where the size is yours to choose, so if volume is part of the joke it decides itself. Everything else in the family is made at the standard capacity.
Microwave use is fine. Use the top rack in the dishwasher. Hand washing is gentler on the print than a cycle. Sublimation printing puts the image into the glaze. Colour Enhancement can be added for $1.99 per image.
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Our custom mug printing process uses the latest in sublimation printing technology to ensure your favorite photos never peel or fade in the microwave or dishwasher. Add up to 5 photos, align them just the way you like, add text, then get ready to sip in style.
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