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The percentage joke pushed past a hundred, printed on plain white ceramic. Two extra points on a figure that cannot exceed a hundred is the entire gag. It is a good one, and it only works for a man who enjoys being teased.
A flat statement of a hundred percent is a fact. A hundred and two is a claim nobody can make, which is why it is funny and why it is a different gift. It suits a father who deflects compliments by making jokes himself, and it suits badly a man who would read it as being mocked by his own children. We print both versions precisely because families differ on this, and the plain hundred percent design in the same range is there for the second case.
This is the only body in the design offered with a size choice: eleven, fifteen or twenty ounces. Choose by habit rather than appearance. A man who makes one large coffee in the morning will drift back to his old mug if the new one is the smallest size, however good the joke printed on it is. The larger two are noticeably taller rather than wider, so they still sit under a coffee machine.
Full colour printing on plain white glazed ceramic, with no glaze tint and no coating to alter the picture. White is also the right ground for a joke, since nothing else on the object competes for attention with the line that has to be read. On the heat-reveal and coloured versions in this range the body is part of the gift; here it deliberately is not.
One picture, and an unguarded one works better than a formal one. The humour comes from overstatement, so an everyday photograph underneath it keeps the mug grounded, where a studio portrait beside an inflated percentage reads as earnest and kills the joke. The sincere design and the coffee joke cover the two registers either side of this one, and all three are printed on the same white body.
It goes in the microwave without trouble. Use the top rack in the dishwasher. Hand washing keeps the print vivid for longer. The photograph goes on by sublimation printing. If an original looks flat, Colour Enhancement costs $1.99 per image.
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Our custom mug printing process uses the latest in sublimation printing technology to ensure your favorite photos never peel or fade in the microwave or dishwasher. Add up to 5 photos, align them just the way you like, add text, then get ready to sip in style.
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