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A square slate plate printed in full colour with your photograph and a beer joke, in four square sizes. The square is the largest format the joke comes in.
The larger squares are the biggest plates we cut from slate, and a joke at that scale stops being a shelf ornament and becomes a thing people comment on when they walk in. If the point is to make a room laugh rather than to give somebody a keepsake, this is the version that does it.
A square puts the photograph and the wording in one field rather than stacking them, so both are taken in at once. That suits a joke that does not need a build-up, and it suits a wide photograph of several people better than the upright formats do.
The picture and the line are printed in full colour onto the slate face rather than cut into it. Dark stone absorbs pale tints. The picture arrives deeper than on paper.
Cut along the bedding plane it split on, the edge stays riven. The larger squares are heavy and belong on a solid shelf or a wall fixing rather than a narrow ledge.
A square crop keeps the middle of a rectangular photograph and loses the sides, so a row of people loses whoever stood at the ends. On the two larger sizes that costs less, which is part of why the joke works better big.
Pull the file from the camera roll, not a chat thread. Our designers crop it and place the wording clear of the faces.
At the largest size the plate stops being a shelf ornament and becomes something people comment on, which is either exactly the point or a reason to take the medium. A joke that is funny once is better small; one that has become a running family line can carry the big square without wearing out. The rectangle is the shape for a standing figure, and the heart is the one that undercuts the joke with something warmer. All three carry the same line; only the crop and the scale change between them. Decide which of those matters before choosing a shape.
The photograph is sublimated onto the slate face. For a faded original, Colour Enhancement is $1.99 per image.
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