Dad's Beer Square Photo Slate

$29

$27

.50

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A square slate plate printed in full colour with your photograph and a beer joke, in four square sizes. The square is the largest format the joke comes in.

Big Enough to Be the Joke in the Room

The larger squares are the biggest plates we cut from slate, and a joke at that scale stops being a shelf ornament and becomes a thing people comment on when they walk in. If the point is to make a room laugh rather than to give somebody a keepsake, this is the version that does it.

Image and Line Side by Side

A square puts the photograph and the wording in one field rather than stacking them, so both are taken in at once. That suits a joke that does not need a build-up, and it suits a wide photograph of several people better than the upright formats do.

Printing on Dark Stone

The picture and the line are printed in full colour onto the slate face rather than cut into it. Dark stone absorbs pale tints. The picture arrives deeper than on paper.

Cut along the bedding plane it split on, the edge stays riven. The larger squares are heavy and belong on a solid shelf or a wall fixing rather than a narrow ledge.

Sending the Picture

A square crop keeps the middle of a rectangular photograph and loses the sides, so a row of people loses whoever stood at the ends. On the two larger sizes that costs less, which is part of why the joke works better big.

Pull the file from the camera roll, not a chat thread. Our designers crop it and place the wording clear of the faces.

At the largest size the plate stops being a shelf ornament and becomes something people comment on, which is either exactly the point or a reason to take the medium. A joke that is funny once is better small; one that has become a running family line can carry the big square without wearing out. The rectangle is the shape for a standing figure, and the heart is the one that undercuts the joke with something warmer. All three carry the same line; only the crop and the scale change between them. Decide which of those matters before choosing a shape.

The photograph is sublimated onto the slate face. For a faded original, Colour Enhancement is $1.99 per image.

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  • Made in USA

    Every crystal is crafted in Chicago with care, precision, and premium materials.

  • Same-Day Shipping

    Order before 2 PM CT for same-day shipping, other shipping options available at checkout.

  • 30-Day Return

    Shop with confidence knowing every order is backed by our 30-day return policy.

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Dad's Beer Square Photo Slate FAQs

You can upload any high-quality image that you’d like to have engraved in your crystal. That could be a favorite family photo or a picture of you and your spouse. It could also be a really great selfie or a picture of your dog. Everyone has unique memories that are special to them, and at ArtPix 3D, we totally get that.

So go ahead! Upload a photo of the llama you saw at the petting zoo, the cactus that poked you on your family vacation, or the treehouse you used to hang out in before it got struck by lightning. Maybe this picture is linked to a significant moment in your life, or maybe it’s part of an elaborate inside joke; either way, we’re happy to engrave it in a custom crystal keepsake that you can treasure forever.

Of course! You can add custom text to any size of our 3D Crystal Rectangle, Square, Heart, or Diamond.

After uploading your photo, select the text box labeled Custom Engraving to write your message. It should be 150 characters or less, including spaces.

You can review your message in your order summary once you add the item to your cart. You should always proofread your text before completing your purchase!

We’re not able to engrave text on any of our crystal necklaces, keychains, or wine stoppers because of their small size. We’re also unable to add text to our 3D Crystal Iceberg due to its unusual shape.

All our crystal items come in a custom black gift box with internal padding, which protects your crystal during shipment, and offers a great way to store your crystal securely when not on display.

Ordering a custom crystal online at ArtPix 3D is easy! You’ll start by selecting a crystal product from our shop. Next, you’ll upload your photo and adjust its position on a template of your crystal shape. Once you’re happy with your preview, you can customize your crystal by choosing your size and writing a note or caption to be engraved below your image. You can also select various add-ons to be included with your order, such as light bases, greeting cards, and a cleaning kit.

When you’re finished, double-check to make sure you’re satisfied with the customization options you selected. Next, check the box that reads “The personalization I entered is correct,” and select Add to Cart.

You’ll have another opportunity to confirm your personalization in your cart. Check your order summary to verify that the size, shape, and orientation (if applicable) of your crystals are correct. You should also proofread any text and make sure your selected add-ons are all present and accounted for. If you enabled ArtPix HD for your photo, your summary should confirm it.

Next, enter your payment and shipping details. If you have a discount code, you can apply it at this stage under Apply Coupon. You can also provide any custom instructions under Order Notes. Finally, select Place Order to finalize your purchase.

Order before 2pm CT for same-day shipping!

Our estimated delivery timeframes are as follows*:

Free Shipping (1-4 days) with orders $79+

Standard $9.99 (1-3 days)

Express $22.99 (1-2 days)

High Priority Express $39.99 (1 day)

Tracking information is provided with all shipping options for your convenience.

*Please note that actual delivery times may vary, especially during peak seasons. Precise delivery times are available during checkout. Additionally, our shipping services are subject to specific cutoff times for same-day processing (2pm CT) and may have limitations on delivery locations. Same-day processing does not apply on Sundays and, therefore, may add an additional day to our estimated delivery timeframes.

The international shipping options that will be available to you during checkout are:

CountryFreeEconomyPriorityPriority PlusExpress
Australia4-9 days3-8 days3-5 days2-4 days1-3 days
Canada5-9 days4-7 days2-4 days2-3 days1-2 days
Germany4-9 days3-8 days3-5 days2-4 days1-3 days
New Zealand4-9 days3-8 days3-5 days2-4 days1-3 days
United Kingdom4-9 days3-8 days3-5 days2-4 days1-3 days

Great question! You earn 2 points for every dollar spent on any Crystal items and 1 point for every dollar spent on any non-crystal add-ons (light bases, wrapping paper, greeting cards, cleaning kit, ornament stands, candles, etc).

You can also earn points by leaving reviews on purchased items, referring a friend, following us on Instagram, liking us on Facebook, and subscribing to our Newsletters. We also celebrate our customers with points on Birthdays and Anniversaries! For more information, check out our Rewards page

Does ArtPix 3D specialize in custom crystal gifts? The answer to both questions is a hearty yes! We handle your digital photos with the utmost care, and we’ll never use them for any purpose other than to create your custom crystal.

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How to Create Your Own Personalized Photo Slate Plaque

Say ‘goodbye’ to standard custom picture frames and ‘hello’ to custom rock slate frames! To make a custom slate photo frame, we use the latest in sublimation printing technology, ensuring your favorite slate pictures never peel or fade. Choose one of our premium custom templates, upload a photo, align and set your photo on the slate just the way you like, add text, and get ready to add functional home decor with a modern touch to your favorite spaces. It’s that easy to make a slate photo print.

Put a picture on a slate rock today! Custom photo stones make great personalized photo gifts for any occasion.

Looking for more creative gifts, keepsakes, and lifestyle goods like our custom slate photo gifts? Check out our shop for custom photo gifts made from crystal, acrylic, glass, bamboo, and more.


 

$29

$27

.50

$29

$27

.50