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A heart-shaped slate plate printed in full colour with your photograph and a beer joke, in three sizes. A beer joke inside a heart is an odd pairing, and a deliberate one. Send the original file rather than a chat copy. Colour Enhancement is an optional extra, $1.99 per image. Nothing on the face lifts, because the ink is in the surface.
The wording is a joke and the outline is a heart, which pull in opposite directions. The result lands as affectionate teasing rather than as either pure sentiment or pure comedy, and that is the register a lot of families actually want for a father. The rectangle and square versions are drier.
A posed portrait under a beer joke looks confused. The photographs that work here are the unposed ones: a man at a barbecue, in a garden, holding a glass, caught rather than arranged. Crop close, because the cut outline removes all four corners and tapers at the bottom.
The photograph and the wording are printed in full colour onto the slate face. Dark stone pulls pale tones down. Colours print deep rather than bright. On a candid photograph that effect usually flatters rather than hurts.
Each plate is split along the stone's natural grain rather than milled, so no two are identical and every edge is riven. Nothing holds it up on a shelf. A plate stand works if you want it leaning.
The outline takes the corners and tapers to a point, so send a picture in which he is already close to the camera. A photograph taken across a garden will lose the garden and most of him.
What you send is what gets printed. Find the full-size file.
The combination only works if the recipient finds the shape funny rather than awkward. Where there is any doubt, the rectangle and square versions carry the same joke without asking anybody to display a heart, and both hold a wider photograph. The heart is the version bought when the joke is really a cover for something warmer. The rectangle holds a wider picture and asks considerably less of the recipient.
Printing here is sublimation rather than engraving. Colour Enhancement can be added for $1.99 per image.
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