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A bamboo cutting board engraved with a food pun and your own wording. It is the only joke design among the seventeen, and a joke on a board behaves differently from a joke on a mug.
Novelty gifts usually fail because they are useless. A board is not: it gets taken out whenever anybody puts cheese on a table, which means the joke is delivered repeatedly to different people rather than once to the recipient. That is a much better return than a novelty object that sits on a shelf being funny at nobody.
Couples, mostly, and couples who have been together long enough to find a pun about cheese more appropriate than a heart and a date. It is also given between friends, where the romantic designs would be strange and a plain board would say nothing. If the relationship is new, the pun is probably safer than a heart.
A joke board is not a keepsake, and pricing it like one makes it awkward to give. Bamboo is the least expensive of the four woods we cut, which keeps the gift in the register the pun belongs to. It is also hard and dense enough to be used rather than displayed, and it is a grass that regrows in three or four years where a hardwood takes forty. The one thing to know is the contrast: bamboo is pale and an engraved line comes out only a shade browner, so the wording reads clearly in the hand and quietly from across a room. On a short pun set reasonably large that is not a problem, and our designers will say if the wording you have sent is long enough to become one.
Four sizes are made. The larger two are nearly twice as thick. Bamboo is the lightest of the four. A cheese board wants the medium or large; the small is a serving plate rather than a board.
Oil it occasionally if it lives on a worktop. The same pun is engraved in cherry, which gives the cleanest lettering of the three, and in acacia, which is heavier, more figured and better suited to a board that will be cut on rather than carried about. Your own wording goes alongside the design.
Wash by hand, then dry it at once. Soaking and dishwashers are what ruin a board. Mineral oil keeps it from drying out.
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